1. How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: 3; one to hold the ladder, one to screw in the light bulb, and one to sue the ladder
manufacturer
2. A lawyer and a doctor were at a cocktail party when a patient of the doctor's came up to
him and said, "Doctor, I have a terrible headache." The doctor said, "take an aspirin and you
will be fine." After the patient left, the doctor asked the lawyer whether he should send the
patient a bill. The lawyer said, "Absolutely, I always charge for advice."
The next day the doctor received a bill from the lawyer.
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