Friday, October 15, 2010

The 10 Legal Commandments

TOP 10 LEGAL COMMANDMENTS

1. Thou shall not lie to your lawyer, unless you want an absolutely horrific outcome
2. Thou shall make an appointment with your lawyer immediately when requested
by your lawyer, unless you really want to irritate him and want him to be
unprepared
3. Thou shall dress appropriately for court, unless you want the judge or jury not to
take you seriously
4. Thou shall come to court on time, unless you want your legal woes compounded
5. Thou shall answer the court the with "yes Judge" or "no Judge," unless you want the Court
to think you are rude and unworthy of the Court's respect
6. Thou shall not argue with the opposing witnesses in Court or in the hallway outside
of court, unless you have a strong desire to eat bologna sandwiches for a couple of days
7. Thou shall not make a statement to your arresting officer, unless you want to insure
that you are found guilty
8. Thou shall testify truthfully in court, unless you want to be caught in a lie and lose
all credibility in the Court's eyes
9. Thou shall not address your lawyer by his last name alone, unless you want your
lawyer to think you have no social skills
10. Thou shall immediately call the law firm of Montagna & Montagna, P.C. at 757-625-3500
to schedule an appointment to help you with all of your legal needs

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