1. How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: 3; one to hold the ladder, one to screw in the light bulb, and one to sue the ladder
manufacturer
2. A lawyer and a doctor were at a cocktail party when a patient of the doctor's came up to
him and said, "Doctor, I have a terrible headache." The doctor said, "take an aspirin and you
will be fine." After the patient left, the doctor asked the lawyer whether he should send the
patient a bill. The lawyer said, "Absolutely, I always charge for advice."
The next day the doctor received a bill from the lawyer.

Monday, October 11, 2010
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Virginia Beach DUI Lawyer
Do you need a tough, dedicated DUI lawyer for trial in Virgina Beach? Look no further than the law firm of Montagna & Montagna, P.C. We have won more DUI cases than some lawyers have even tried. In fact, while we do not guarantee results, we do guarantee our best efforts.
As a commercial on television suggests before becoming a customer, ask your friends about the company. We also strongly suggest that before you hire us that you ask your friends and neighbors about the Montagnas. Since we have over 62 years of combined experience, there is a good chance that we have represented a friend, a neighbor, or a relative.
We have extensive knowledge of field tests and breathalyzers. We also have appeared in front of the Virginia Beach judges hundreds, if not thousands, of times. Now, would you rather have a lawyer who says he is good or a lawyer that your friends, neighbors, or family members say is good.
If you want results and you want to know that your lawyer is a fighter and not a lover (it's a joke), call our firm today. Our number is 757-625-3500.
As a commercial on television suggests before becoming a customer, ask your friends about the company. We also strongly suggest that before you hire us that you ask your friends and neighbors about the Montagnas. Since we have over 62 years of combined experience, there is a good chance that we have represented a friend, a neighbor, or a relative.
We have extensive knowledge of field tests and breathalyzers. We also have appeared in front of the Virginia Beach judges hundreds, if not thousands, of times. Now, would you rather have a lawyer who says he is good or a lawyer that your friends, neighbors, or family members say is good.
If you want results and you want to know that your lawyer is a fighter and not a lover (it's a joke), call our firm today. Our number is 757-625-3500.
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Why hire a lawyer who thinks outside of the box
Do you want a lawyer who thinks outside of the box? Do you want a lawyer who can think quickly on his feet? Do you want a lawyer who places the best interest of his client ahead of himself? Do you want a lawyer who provides excellent representation for a fair price?
If you answered yes to any of these questions or all of theses questions, then I am the lawyer for you. My partner and I believe that these days require novel approaches and ideas in providing excellent representation in a criminal case or civil matter.
Many lawyers are concerned about their fee first and the client second. We are most concerned for our client.
A lawyer who thinks outside of the box exemplifies intelligence, foresight, and problem solving skills. Many times, an idea that is outside the box of conventional thinking can keep the client out of jail, allow the judge to formulate a disposition that enables a client to avoid a conviction, or allows fair and just compensation for an injured party.
If you need a quick thinking, dynamic attorney in Norfolk, Virginia Beach or anywhere in Hampton Roads, Virginia call my firm, Montagna & Montagna, P.C., at 757-625-3500. I promise that you will be happy that you did.
If you answered yes to any of these questions or all of theses questions, then I am the lawyer for you. My partner and I believe that these days require novel approaches and ideas in providing excellent representation in a criminal case or civil matter.
Many lawyers are concerned about their fee first and the client second. We are most concerned for our client.
A lawyer who thinks outside of the box exemplifies intelligence, foresight, and problem solving skills. Many times, an idea that is outside the box of conventional thinking can keep the client out of jail, allow the judge to formulate a disposition that enables a client to avoid a conviction, or allows fair and just compensation for an injured party.
If you need a quick thinking, dynamic attorney in Norfolk, Virginia Beach or anywhere in Hampton Roads, Virginia call my firm, Montagna & Montagna, P.C., at 757-625-3500. I promise that you will be happy that you did.
SWANSON V. COMMONEWEALTH
In this case, the Virginia Court of Appeals held that the trial court was correct in sustaining an objection on hearsay grounds to a question posed by defense counsel. The Virginia Court of Appeals ruled that the Commonwealth did not open the door to allowing the hearsay statement. The Virginia Court of Appeals distinguished this case from the Jones case.
AFSAW V. COMMONWEALTH
In this case, the Virginia Court of Appeals held that the trial court erred in denying defendant's motion for a transcript of his preliminary hearing.
MIDKIFF V. COMMONWEALTH
In this case, the Virginia Supreme Court held that the best evidence rule only applies to written documents and that video recordings are not covered by the rule.
BERGHUIS V. THOMPKINS
In this case, the United States Supreme Court ruled that once a defendant has been given his Miranda warnings then the police can interrogate the defendant without an affirmative waiver.
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